Try explaining this one....

Poor BB - for the second time in just over a week he is having it explained to him that one of his parents won't be home as expected from offshore. Last week BFS stayed on an extra day as his relief had a funeral - and here I am today unable to check-in due to Volcanic Ash in the airspace above Britain!!! Now really?

BB doesn't even know what a volcano is - never mind comprehending the fact that one errupted hundreds of miles away from his house and somehow - due to good old mother nature - it's ashes have blown all the way over here and stopping Mummy's helicopter from taking her home. All he knows is that Mummy should be coming home today - and now she maybe not.

Then again - if he takes it in his stride the way that he took the news Daddy was going to be late home - then we'll be fine.......he'll just shrug his shoulders and ask to go to the park!

When I called BFS to tell him the news, I was informed he'd only gotten 1 hours sleep last night - can't wait to hear the reason for that! (I think I may be mum of one by the time I hit solid ground again............)

Off duty in auld reekie

I'm in scotlands big smoke, with four others participating in our age old tradition of sending off a beloved friend in true fashion before she gets married. I spent the evening knocking back cocktails getting hit on by a stand up in a comedy club ( all in the name of giving him good material !!! I got off lighter than the hen's mum who was repeatedly reminded that her daughter loved getting rogered by her hubby to be! lol) anyways my beloved bfs is holding the fort back at SH with the boys. Poor thing is fresh off of nightshift so not fully functioning-at least not to the point if dealing with 'why boy'!!! Only 45 hours til I see them again- not that I'm counting......at least he should bs good with the early starts.

Looking for an audience

I will have to address this properly at a later date as I'm in bed with my phone, but as bfs said tonight I have to blog about my eldests antics today. On Thursday he participated in an Easter service at the local church singing a very animated song about a chicken...he obviously enjoyed it as today he repeatedly sung it whilst we were out the back whilst instructing me on the actions required to go with( lots of flapping of elbows!!!) his renditions were getting louder and louder and he was getting really into it when I popped inside for something. I heard a couple of thuds, a kinda crash, then howling sobs? I went outside to investigate and discovered a plastic sandpit with a buckled lid! When I asked bb how the sandpit had broken he wailed that it was his stage!!! My little exhibitionist had taken his performance a step further - now all he needs is an audience!

Oh and.....

I found LL on top of the tv cabinet turning on the telly this afternoon. He'd succeeded too the little.............

He wasn't too impressed at the dressing down he received. Dunno if he'll be doing that again in a hurry!

Getting all techno

I'm just trying out a freebie app that let's me blog from my iPhone. It is seriously amazing what you can do with a mobile phone nowadays! I remember when I was dubious about even getting a mobile, flipping eck I remember having to go to thx library and scan through microfisches if I wanted to find something archived. I didn't think I would be of a 'when I were a lad' generation but there's no doubt our boys won't believe how we managed to get through a day without information at our fingertips. I suppose it's a sad sign of the times when our local library closes at the end of the month!
Anyways if this works it means hopefully I can pop my thoughts down more frequently. No pics yet though, l'll have to head to the pc for that!
Today has been pretty productive, I started off organised enough to take one of BB's little friends to nursery, then LL and I had some QT and I managed to decorate a couple of tees for their friends birthday tomorrow, I hung a picture- more on that later, a bigger job than it sounds! And even managed two hours of cutting in painting before sitting down with a cuppa tonight. BB had another 'accident' which is soooooooo frustrating. He's not even phased by the lack of bedtime stories. What can I try?

Ah well, after all this typing I hope this works!!!

Nothing in particular.

I've been thinking about something specific to blog about tonight - but nothing pops to the forefront of my mind...

It is somewhat a rather long time since I've sat in front of the pc and dedicated some time to the blog - but to be honest everything else just seems to have gotten in the way - and yet I can't think of anything that's been achieved over the past few weeks!

Many classic lines from BB have been missed, as will have many antics from LL. BB has been having one too many 'accidents' in the toilet department - the most frustrating thing about it is that he usually has them stood in front of the loo! Our toilet floors have never been so clean (or the washing machine been on so frequently!)

The playroom is still in disarray so the nice sparkly new pc has been living on the diningroom floor. I think this may be another reason for the lack of updates and pics. My editing software is now only on our personal pc (I had to wipe everything off of the work laptop after a virus took hold) so all pictures are still on the memory cards and haven't seen the lightroom of photoshop yet (excuse the play on words - photo geeks out there will get that one!)

We had a pretty productive trip to a very famous swedish shop at the weekend. I spent my evenings last week trying to design a kind of built in storage system for the playroom so that we can get some kind of order back in the house - with respect to finally finding somewhere to put all of our cd's, dvd's and photos etc which have been living in boxes since we moved in (over two years ago!) and somewhere for the boys to tidy their toys away to so we don't run such a high risk of breaking a leg as we carry on about our daily tasks!

LL has changed his babbling from plain coo's to something which actually resemble words. No actual words as of yet - but definitely a change in his formation of sounds! Oh and he presented us with a couple of impressive projectile vomits mid week, but he was back to his old self again within 24 hours.

BFS heads back to work tomorrow - boohoo.

Let's see if I can start some blog action and keep him up to date with our days.....

...but my willy's empty mummy!

I asked BB to go to the loo before bed for a wee wee. He informed me that he'd gone whilst I was bathing LL. I asked him to go again and try and have a teeny tiny wee and that was his response!

Don't you just love how simplistic children can be! I spend most of my days answering the (literally) never ending why? question - but even curious minds which could tell you all about photosynthesis can simplify the act of going to the toilet in an amazing manner!

I've been very busy over the past few weeks with work and other things. I however now have a new pc with a mountain of photo software and a monitor calibrator to play with. Once I get my head around them I'll hopefully start posting some pics again.